Brain-Wave Hacking 2.3: The Art of Ninja Training

Welcome, ninja-in-training, to the most advanced neural network hacking course in the world!

Here, you'll learn the secrets to infiltrating the minds of your enemies, predicting their every move, and controlling the world's coffee machines.

But first, you need to learn the basics:

• Phase 1: Theory - Learn the fundamental principles of neural network ninjaism.
• Phase 2: Practice - Apply your knowledge to real-world scenarios and hack your way to the top!
• Phase 3: Mastery - Become a true master of brain-wave hacking, but be warned: this is the part where you'll start to lose your grip on reality.

Remember, ninja training is not just about hacking; it's about being a master of stealth, deception, and caffeine-fueled productivity.